A book which people praise, but do not read.
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
The name men give to their mistakes.
An invention to end all inventions.
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.